World News: Climate Study Reports That Antarctica Could Support Multiple Golf Resorts by 2050
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2022, Junior, Creative Writing
In the organization’s latest attempt to assess the gravity of the planet’s rising temperatures, The International Council of Very Veritable Facts issued a report on Thursday that concluded Antarctica could support multiple golf resorts as soon as 2050.
“Given the rapidly increasing temperature of the Arctic, our latest study reports that the South Shetland Islands (currently a group of Arctic islands) could soon become a chain of resorts ideal for golf courses,” the report stated. It continued to say that lush green expanses and green rolling dunes could appear in place of the frozen landscape that we know today. “Our research suggests that in time, Antarctica could turn into the newest tourist hub, drawing visitors from all over the world. We predict that most of the resorts’ audience will be targeted toward the world’s wealthiest clientele.”
The first Antarctic resort is scheduled to open in the summer of 2050 and will serve as a great respite for the world’s elite who wish to remove any guilt and responsibility for destroying the world.
We interviewed one avid golfer last week, who is thrilled about the potential climate changes. Robert Jones, a retired CEO of a plastic manufacturing plant, had this to say: “I personally have never found ice all that appealing, and I can’t wait to golf in Antarctica.” When we asked Jones about the loss of animals’ habitats and global destruction, he responded, “Honestly, polar bears and seals have been leeching off the government’s funds for too long. Now at least they will be able to earn a wage fetching golf balls and serving fries at the club house.”
As more and more people have been paying attention to this new idea, chain brands like Hilton and Marriott have been taking notice. According to their new plans, ice springs could be transformed into spas for the elderly, while glaciers will eventually turn into slip-and-slides, perfect for youngsters accompanying parents on their trip. Besides golfing, many people may come for the watersports, with kayaking, surfing, sailing, and canoeing being ideal in the future environment. Reservations will be limited, so book now.
Reflection
I chose to create a satirical article in the style of The Onion. By writing in a humorous style, I was able to get my point across without the reader feeling like they were personally being attacked. Oftentimes, people are not compelled to read heavy articles talking about the destruction of humanity; however, by taking a comedic stance, readers may be interested in reading further. While this is entertaining for readers, it also educates the person without it seeming boring. Climate change has come to a head now, and I believe that one way we can make a difference is by raising awareness.